This is how that scene happened and no one will convince me otherwise.
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
my laptop has 5% yet my motivation to get up is still less than my battery life