Are you cereal? Because I don’t even have milk.– Pewdiepie (Alice: Madness Returns - Part 13)
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
thatlukepiercing: astro-nave: MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved…. My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? brunetteinferno: OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D got to pay for stuff somehow so...
Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside-down. Doctors...– Michael Ellner (via waltzinginlimbo)
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
zukuku: theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
onesteppcloser: gossipgran: do guys put their penises in bagels sometimes
sodamnrelatable: people whose parents pay them for good grades
mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa